Sea Turtles have Sofas

Have you ever sat and thought to yourself: “It’s so sad sea turtles don’t have furniture to lounge around on like us super smart humans?” Well, worry no more. Apparently, sea turtles have sofas. Youtube has a page called “Nature Relaxation Films” (they also have their own subscription channel on youtube.) and basically it’s all this different really well shot nature footage along with ambient noise and relaxing spa-like music. (My house is an oasis of sanity. I’m telling you.)

So anyway… one of their videos is about sea turtles. And I like to play various things like this in the background in my house when I’m doing other things like writing or cleaning or whatever. When I need a break from “input”.

Like I normally listen to thunderstorms while I write.

So anyway, as I’m going about my life occasionally I’ll glance at the TV and see what’s going on with our adorable little sea turtles and OMFG they have furniture. There was a sea turtle just chilling out in this sort of coral-like thing. And maybe it was coral. I don’t know. I’m not a marine biologist. I write dark smut. Anyway it was almost like a spongy bowl that the sea turtle was just chillaxin in.

So… now you know… sea turtles have sofas. No need to worry about their lack of furniture. They have that shit handled.